After 25 years of working in nature centers, answering calls from people complaining about some woodpecker banging on their house. . .
[. . . I finally got one of my own. Several actually, apparently a brood of Hairy Woodpeckers. At least it's a quality species! Note the red's in the "wrong" place - in many woodpeckers, juveniles of both sexes get some red on the crown.]